8 a's scorerr!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!

told u don be so pressure n stressed up de la! seeeeeeeeeee...........
keep it up the gud work for next year n spm yeaaaaa!!!
proud of youuu! ;D
our dream came true! wheeeeeee. =)
thank you too! dont ask me y also. wakakakkakaa!

lastly,
Merry Christmas to the 8a's scorer!!!!!!
enjoy! gud nitee ;)
i will be back on sunday! miss me! nyahahha..

It's late at night and I can't sleep

Missing you just runs too deep

Oh I can't breathe thinking of your smile.....

DYinG....T.T

Dying....n finally i noe the reason y ytd i nid to clear the store...............

@#$%&*!!!!!!!!!! TO SHIFT ALL THE THING FROM THE SHOP TO THE STORE!?!? WTF!!! tats wat i did today T.T

me n ytd tat indian guy VS 5 fking big rack of stock

OMG...............

dun feel like working tml...there's stil 2 fking rack waiting for me T.T

ohhh btw...i agree wif u..time really flies.. few more hours den one month past le =)

luckily there's stil sumthing tat make me happy..................a bit xD thx!

yawn..zzz...

TireD.....T.T

T.T im extremely(fking) tired nw.... today i went to work as usual n there's only me, n 2 kakak..as all the workers were sent to klang.. at 1st i gt nth much to do... juz walk around n i even hav time to sms =)

BUT

after lunch..about 2 or 3.. the lorry started to come one by one... den the boss jump out n ask me move ALL THE THING IN THE STORE into the lorry O.O wtf man!?!? juz me n another indian guy?!? omg! i tell u its really damn tiring..T.T the store is damn fking big..n there's a lot of fking big heavy boxes.. but its impossible to say a "NO" to the boss rite?? =(

after 3, 4 hours of moving n cleaning..wat i can see is juz a clean, empty store -.- arh.. im damn sleepy nw..n actually im nw updating my blog wif my eyes half-closed T.T n tml.. i think im goin to klang to help..so erm..i think i wun so free le =(

tired.......mayb b4 the pasta shop close..im already fell asleep..zz...

MJ transform!!

UpDateD =D

since u like to c my bloggy always updated..n i duwan to disappoint u.. im here to update my blog again! =)

erm.. ytd was my 1st time working on sat.. nth much to do as there is only a few orders.. morning stand there play wif sum sugar.. den after lunch.. surprisingly the boss naik my pangkat!! and nw.. im doin order n not play wif sugar or moving things anymore =) + wakaka!! i can ask the other workers to do the things i wan them to do xD damn fun weih!! hehe!

nw i think im better den waitress le..HOR?? xD but den duno y i stil very tired..both mentally n physically..T.T i think i shud juz lie on my bed AND wait for my msg =)

TmL GonnA WorK again......LazY =(

yo!! woke at 6am today did sum men stuff wif qile den go mv wif 4 sohai cpc, chew zhung, edwin, n lan jia wei til 6pm.. quite tired n sleepy nw..yawn....zzzzz....

watched JUMP 跳出去 today n i find tat the movie is quite nice n funny (produced by stephen chow) n the most important!! the main actress kitty 张雨绮 is very leng lui leh xD

today i really pokai d lo..T.T haih...we played pool, arcade, watch movie n bowling T.T oh oh oh n tat fking breakfast at kanna cost me rm7!! diu la!! they even gave me the wrong food!?!? zz...luckily cpc belanja me 20 bucks thx! xD nw nid wait til nex month only gt salary arh T.T but its worth it! coz today i relaxed myself but no nid stand there play wif sugar =)

But...without u...its never really a fun day =( haih miss u...

YaY!! ThE ShoP IS NoT ShiftinG!!!! =)

yes yes yes!!! the shop is not shifting anymore!! i mean nt so fast la..mayb next year.. so im not gonna b jobless lu =)

btw 2day i juz received Rm 100 from the boss =) but den return 30 to mum d =( shudnt borrow tat much tat day... nvm!! stil gt a month for u man!!

Jia You la aming!! gambateh!! xD

AcTuaLlY The OrganiC FooD TasteS GooD xD

The 2 or 3 days i mentioned seems very loooooooooong hor?? its wed today n the boss still remain silent...zzz... but nvm!! i juz started to hav fun in tat organic shop n wif the workers there =)

FYI.. my job requires a lot of energy n so.. sumtimes... work til halfway den the stomach wil start to groan.. wat to do? hehehehe!! i aso duwan to do it kay? juz tat my poor stomach...n the seniors aso do the same thing la! CURI MAKAN only lo xD

really!! some of the organic food really tastes good!! (n very healthy too) =) like the rice cracker, the seaweed, cashew nut, peanut, honey(sumtimes use to quench my thirst xD) n many more la!! haha if u ever go to an organic shop can try the rice cracker la!! really not bad xD

sien lo sien lo sien lo sien lo...really damn sien........y r we always so bz leh??

=(

OmFg...its DeCeMBeR...

haih....the goods in the shop n store r becoming lesser n lesser... i think 2 or 3 more days im gonna lose my job lu =( but the boss haven tell us (the worker) when he wil move -.-

oh ya...erm.. the shop im working in called matahari organic shop.. at 1st wanna take a pic of the shop.. but there's no signboard zz -.- haih za dao...

i hav been working there for abt 4 days..n i realise tat the ppl there r actually very nice n amiable.. but juz a bit kasar n hot temper... coz u see arh... there's one aunty working there.. when she bs she juz ' ma jibet ma jibet' the other worker...den 'apa lanjiao' when she is finding thing lol! she was my ketua on the last few days n nw i hav a new ketua...

erm... his name is kuan sheng...a special guy...coz he is deaf n dumb.. all the worker call him bisu.. kesian le.. ppl seldom choy him n he is always alone... but he is damn kind n nice =) u noe la.. ketua n ahli nid communicate ma rite?? its my 1st time communicate wif a deaf le! actually is damn funny lo! we use paper n hand to chat.. n sometimes when i duno wats he is talking abt.. tats the time we nid to use PAPER!! haha! xD anyway everything stil fine =)

OMFG!! haih its dec d... damn fking fast...wtf man!? 20+ days n the fking pmr result r goin to come out d!! diu!!

SO ppl... play n relax during these 20+ days la! Muz hargai! =)

haih i stil nid sam fu 1+ hours arh...=( so late le.. y the ppl out there stil wan eat le??? Pasta very nice meh nw?? xD haha!!

dying... really nid find sumthing to do....bye..

My 1st JoB...haih...T.T

erm...guess wat...u noe when a person nid money so desperately..he could take up any JOB... haih im currently working as a store keeper in an organic shop in taman megah... i tell u all... tis fking job is worst n more tiring den WAITRESS kay?? xD dun believe u can go ask Fook Hong =)

sumtimes i nid to move some fking heavy things all day... sumtimes better... juz stand there PLAY sugar n stick stickers.. but its damn boring.. haih.. poor me... i prefer chatting wif sumone else lo xD

SEE!! everyday i nid to fill tis kind of big big gunny sack of SUGAR into a lottttttttttttttttt of small plastic bag...diu...sien dao...

AND TIS FKING CURRY POWDER MADE ME HAAA CHIU DUNO HW MANY FKING TIMES D... -.- my nose T.T

den today after lunch...the boss asked me to feed the fking pigeon.........................

BOSS: go feed the pigeon la hehehe (-.-)

ME : O.o ok...zzz...

u see those fking pigeon...eat till damn happy...@#$%&* everyday do ntg but gt free food to eat...me?? dying d only get 30+ a day i think -.- i damn bu shuang..n den..ngek ngek ngek...

den i go shooooo them wakakaka!!! xD

But very soon...very very soon... im gonna b jobless lu... the organic shop gonna move to klang d... so fking far.. haih... but nvm la!! after wed or thurs... i can juz concentrate on my HOMEWORK d =) happy la u! but b patient kay? =) n b prepare for some suprise visit xD

tats all for nw! those hu r working jia you la! =) Needa find sumthing else to do d... bye!

麥兜 - 發耳搛

紙包雞 雞包紙 (粵語)

麥兜(魚蛋與粗麵) 粵語

i knew u ssim-ed me! xD

im happy!

hey everyone!

i
am
happy!

xD

NoT AnYmOrE!!!!!! xD

erm juz forget abt the post below... erm suddenly nt sien+tired+moody anymore =) duno y x) but stil im not looooooooking forward to the holiday AT ALLLL!! haih.....4 more days.....

sien+tired+moody= dying......

after next week....its holiday....but Im not looking forward to it at all.... duno y....haih.... i have been very very very sien...n tired....n moody lately...anyone can tell me why?? haih... headache again..........oh ya my bro cpc...jia you la!! you have my full support xD

ChaRliE BiT My FinGeR...OucH!! xD

NO OFFENCE!!

FUNNY!!!!

WeIrD.....

facE IIIuSioNsss....

ScaRy HeaD IlluSioNsss...

OpTiCaL IlluSioNs...

OpTiCaL IlluSioNs...

$uPeR JuNioR SorrY SorrY(쏘리 쏘리)

Master OF EsCaPe =)

we r set freeeeeeeeeeee! =)

hey yo humans out there!
it's me again doing my charity work by helping this stupid-est person to update his dead bloggy!
actually i dunno wat to update but since he insisted.. aiya kesian him lah =P hahahaah..

PMR was greaaat for him. for sure 8 a's d lah yorh. stupid smart ass.
this holiday i've assigned him wit a very very very important assignment tat is to...
GAIN WEIGHT!!!
u know.. he's like super duper skinny. wind blow also will fall. how to be a guy rite? =P
hahahhahaha.. don kill me..
remember to eat 6 meals a day kay? =)

shooo SPAMMER!!

u r so lifeless..

report card day

attention everyone,
lee hsieh ming the dumbass didnt get any yellow paper!
how surprising rite?
thus, he will be free from the whacking stick n is currently being super high gei. -,-
chin siew mee claimed tat he is talkative n playful. [huh? talkative n playful ONLY?] ;P
n the stupid ass was being super duper lucky as chin siew mee didnt hav the chance to show his dad the BLUE CARD! or else he will definately be dead.
how lucky!

gotta go now.
bye!

it's me again!

wahahaha.. im not asleep yet.. yes i bluffed u! xD
okay..now i shall update u wif this blog owner's life..

firstly, the good news is.. he got 25th position in class! congratulations!!
he improved 8 positions!! *clap everyone!
told u he's SMART rite? xD
secondly, he got his new specs! which makes him look like LIPAS ;p wakakaka!
thirdly, his blue-blacked hand had recovered.. booo !!!
fourthly, he pokai-ed becoz of old town white coffee. thus he cant go to the cinema tmr, haha! dai sei!
fifthly, he gained weight! he weighs 47kg now! yayyy!! keep up the good work!! make sure u weigh 50 kg by end of next month!
sixthly, he is currently sleeping like a PIG.

okay..tat's all i noe abt him for now. =)
ciaoz..

FinaL DestinatioN 4!!!! WooHoo~

Juz kiDDing haha!!!! This is the real moon walk !!!

Michael Jackson Earth Walk!!! LOL!!!

BeSt BeaTBox Ever!!!!!

hey peeepoooosss

hi peeps!!
here i am to help the world's stupid-est, dumb-est, skinniest, funniest, ham-est creature to update his basically half dead bloggy... xD (dont kill me when u see this)

anyway, lately this yam lou has been extremely high gei over his seni marks.imagine it..his so-kindergarden-nish clown actually got 35 marks out of 40. LOL..
n people..get ready to know this world-trembling news...
dang dang dang!!!
lee hsieh ming got 78-79 marks for purata!!!! *claps ;D
congratulations yea!!
but don work any harder ady arh next time ;p u bloody pro..
tat's all for now i guess.
buhbyee!!

ms. secretz

CuTe Fk FaCe =)

bLacK eYed PeAs roX!!!!!!

BOOM BOOM POW

Gotta get-get, gotta get-getGotta get-get, gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, now

Boom boom boom, now

Boom boom pow

Boom boom

Yo, I got that hit that beat the block

You can get that bass overload

I got the that rock and roll

That future flow

That digital spit

Next level visual shit

I got that boom boom pow

How the beat bang, boom boom pow

like that boom boom pow

Them chickens jackin' my style

They try copy my swagger

I'm on that next shit now

I'm so 3008You so 2000 and late

I got that boom, boom, boom

That future boom, boom, boom
Let me get it now

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, now

Boom boom boom, now

Boom boom pow

Boom boom pow

I'm on the supersonic boom

Y'all hear the spaceship zoom

When, when I step inside the room

Them girls go ape-shit, uh

Y'all stuck on Super 8 shit

That low-fi stupid 8 bit

I'm on that HD flat

This beat go boom boom bap

I'm a beast when you turn me on

Into the future cybertron

Harder, faster, better, stronger

Sexy ladies extra longer

'Cause we got the beat that bounce

We got the beat that pound

We got the beat that 808

That the boom, boom in your town

People in the place

If you wanna get down

Put your hands in the air

Will.i.am drop the beat now

Yup, yupI be rockin' them beats, yup, yup

I be rockin' them beats, y-y-yup, yup

Here we go, here we go, satellite radio

Y'all gettin' hit with boom boom

Beats so big I'm steppin' on leprechauns

Shittin' on y'all with the boom boom

Shittin' on y'all you with the boom boom

Shittin' on y'all you with the

This beat be bumpin', bumpin'

This beat go boom, boom

Let the beat rock

Let the beat rock

Let the beat rock

This beat be bumpin', bumpin'This beat go boom, boom

I like that boom boom pow

Them chickens jackin' my style

They try copy my swagger

I'm on that next shit now

I'm so 3008You so 2000 and late

I got that boom boom boom

That future boom boom boom

Let me get it now

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, now

Boom boom boom, now

Boom boom pow

Boom boom pow

Let the beat rock(Let the beat rock)

Let the beat rock(Let the beat)

Let the beat(Let the beat rock, rock, rock, rock)

I GOTTA FEELING

I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night

that tonight’s gonna be a good night

that tonight’s gonna be a good good night (x3)

Tonight’s the night night

Let’s live it up

I got my money

Let’s spend it up

Go out and smash it

like Oh My God

Jump off that sofa

Let’s get get OFF

I know that we’ll have a ball

if we get down

and go out

and just loose it all

I feel stressed outI wanna let it go

Lets go way out spaced out

and loosing all control

Fill up my cupMozoltov

Look at her dancing

just take it off

Lets paint the town

We’ll shut it down

Let’s burn the roof

and then we’ll do it again

Lets Do it (x3)

and live it up

i gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night

that tonight’s gonna be a good night

that tonight’s gonna be a good good night (x2)

Tonight’s the night

let’s live it up

I got my money

Lets spend it up

Go out and smash it

Like Oh My God

Jump off that sofa

Lets get get OFFF

ill up my cup (Drink)Mozolotov (Lahyme)

Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)

Just take it off

Lets paint the town

We’ll shut it down

Lets burn the roof

and then we’ll do it again

lets do it (x3)

let’s live it up

Here we come

here we go

we gotta rock

Easy come

easy go

now we on top

Feel the shot

body rock

Rock it don’t stop

Round and round

up and down

around the clock

My favourite MJ's song...

SMOOTH CRIMINAL

As he came into the window
Was a sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She was sitting at the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down
It was her doom

Annie, are you OK
Are you OK Are you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK You OK Are you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK You OK You OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK You OK Are you OK, Annie (x2)

Annie, are you OK
Will you tell us that you?
re OK There?
s a sign at the window
That he struck you A crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom

Annie, are you OK
You OK Are you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK You OK
Are you OK, Annie Annie, are you
OK You OK Are you OK, Annie You?
ve been hit by You?
ve been struck by
A smooth criminal

So they came into the outway
It was Sunday
What a black day
I could feel your salutation
Sounding heartbeats
Intimidations

Annie, are you OK You OK Are you OK, Annie Annie, are you OK You OK Are you OK, Annie Annie, are you OK You OK Are you OK, Annie Annie, are you OK You OK Are you OK, Annie

Annie, are you OK
Will you tell us that you?
re OK There?
s a sign at the window
That he struck you A crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom

Annie, are you OK You OK Are you OK, Annie You?ve been hit by You?
ve been struck by
A smooth criminal

BILLIE JEAN

1st verse
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie sceneI said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the oneWho will dance on the floor in the roundShe said I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round
2nd verse
She told me her name was billie jean, as she caused a sceneThen every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the oneWho will dance on the floor in the round

Bridge
People always told me be careful of what you doAnd dont go around breaking young girls heartsAnd mother always told me be careful of who you loveAnd be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth

Chorus
Billie jean is not my loverShes just a girl who claims that I am the oneBut the kid is not my sonShe says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

3rd verse
For forty days and forty nightsThe law was on her sideBut who can stand when shes in demandHer schemes and planscause we danced on the floor in the roundSo take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice(do think twice)

4th verse
She told my baby,we where dancing still 3:00Then she looked at me, she show me a photoMy baby cried, cause his eyes where like mine

Bridge
People always told me be careful of what you do
And dont go around breaking young girls hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

Chorus
Billie jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Billie jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, she says he is my son
She says I am the one
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover

YOU ARE NOT ALONE

Another day has gone
I'm still all alone
How could this be
You're not here with me
You never said goodbye
Someone tell me why
Did you have to go
And leave my world so cold

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

But you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
But you are not alone

'Lone, 'lone
Why, 'lone

Just the other night
I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come
And hold you in my arms
I can hear your prayers
Your burdens I will bear
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
For you are not alone

Whisper three words and I'll come runnin'
And girl you know that
I'll be there
I'll be there

You are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay
For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay
For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
For you are not alone...

HEAL THE WORLD

little girl talking
((i think about the gererationsand thay say thay want to make it a better place for our children & our children's childrenso that thay thay thay know it's a better world for them and i think thay can make it a better place))

There's A Place
InYour Heart
And I Know That It Is Love
And This Place CouldBe MuchBrighter Than Tomorrow
And If You Really Try
You'll Find
There's No Need
To CryIn This Place
You'll Feel
There's No Hurt Or Sorrow

There Are Ways
To Get There
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Little Space
Make A Better Place

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For MeAnd The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care EnoughFor The Living
Make A Better PlaceFor You And For Me

If You Want To Know
WhyThere's A Love ThatCannot Lie
Love Is Strong
It Only Cares ForJoyful Giving
If We TryWe Shall SeeIn This Bliss
We Cannot FeelFear Or Dread
We Stop Existing AndStart Living

Then It Feels
That AlwaysLove's
Enough ForUs
GrowingSo Make A Better World
Make A Better World...

Heal The World
Make It A Better PlaceFor You And For MeAnd The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care EnoughFor The Living
Make A Better PlaceFor You And For Me

And The Dream
We WereConceived In
Will Reveal A Joyful Face
And The World WeOnce Believed In
Will Shine Again In Grace
Then Why Do We KeepStrangling Life
Wound This EarthCrucify
Its SoulThough It's Plain To SeeThis World Is Heavenly
Be God's Glow

We Could Fly So High
Let Our Spirits Never Die
In My HeartI Feel You Are All
My BrothersCreate A World With
No FearTogether We'll Cry
Happy TearsSee The Nations Turn
Their Swords
Into Plowshares

We Could Really Get There
If You Cared Enough
For The Living
Make A Little Space
To Make A Better Place...

Heal The World
Make It A Better PlaceFor You And For MeAnd The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The LivingMake A Better PlaceFor You And For MeHeal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For MeAnd The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The LivingMake A Better Place
For You And For Me

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For MeAnd The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better PlaceFor You And For Me
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better PlaceFor You And For Me
There Are People Dying
If You Care EnoughFor The Living
Make A Better PlaceFor You And For Me

You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me

Michael Jackson...

Birth name
Michael Joseph Jackson

Born
August 29, 1958(1958-08-29)Gary, Indiana,United States

Died
June 25, 2009 (aged 50)Los Angeles, CaliforniaUnited States

Genre(s)
Pop, R&B, rock, soul

Occupation(s)
Singer, songwriter, record producer, arranger, dancer, choreographer, actor, author, businessman, financier

Instrument(s)
Vocals, multiple instruments, percussion

Voice type(s)
Falsetto

Years active
1967–2009

Label(s)
Motown, Epic

Associated acts
The Jackson 5/The Jacksons

Website
MichaelJackson.com

GTA iv

Developer(s)
Rockstar NorthRockstar Toronto (PC)

Publisher(s)
Rockstar GamesJP Capcom

Distributor(s)
Take-Two Interactive (retail)Steam (online)

Designer(s)
Simon LashleyKeith McLeman

Series
Grand Theft Auto
Engine
RAGEEuphoria
Native resolution
720p (PlayStation 3, Xbox 360)
Version
1.04 (PlayStation 3)
1.01 (Xbox 360)1.0.4 (Windows)

Platform(s)
PlayStation 3Xbox 360Microsoft Windows

Release date(s)
PlayStation 3, Xbox 36029 April 2008
Microsoft WindowsNA 2 December 2008[7]EU 3 December 2008

Genre(s)
Sandbox, third-person shooter, action-adventure

Mode(s)
Single-player, multiplayer

Rating(s)
BBFC: 18[9][10]ESRB: MOFLC: MA15+ (cut and uncut versions)[11][12]OFLC: R18[13]PEGI: 18+

Media
Blu-ray Disc, DVD DL, 2× DVD DL, download

System requirements
See Development section for requirements matrix

Input methods
Gamepad; keyboard and mouse


PASSWORD
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How to Unlock
Off The Boat (5)
Complete the first mission.

One Hundred And Eighty (10)
In a darts game score 180 with 3 darts.

Pool Shark (10)
Beat a friend at pool.

King of QUB3D (15)
Beat the High Score in QUB3D.

Finish Him (15)
Complete 10 melee counters in 4 minutes.

Genetically Superior (25)
Come first in 20 singleplayer street races.

Wheelie Rider (30)
Do a wheelie lasting at least 500 feet on a motorbike.

Gobble Gobble (10)
Score 3 strikes in a row, a turkey, in 10-pin bowling.

Driving Mr. Bellic (10)
Unlock the special ability of taxi.

Rolled Over (30)
Do 5 car rolls in a row from one crash.

Walk Free (50)
Lose a 4 star wanted rating by outrunning the cops.

Courier Service (10)
Complete all 10 package delivery jobs.

Retail Therapy (10)
Unlock the special ability of buying guns from a friend.

Chain Reaction (20)
You must blow up 10 vehicles in 10 seconds.

One Man Army (40)
Survive 5 minutes on 6 star wanted level.

Lowest Point (5)
Complete mission "Roman's Sorrow".

Order Fulfilled (10)
Complete all 10 Exotic Export orders.

Manhunt (15)
Complete the most wanted side missions from the police computer.

Cleaned The Mean Streets (20)
Capture 20 criminals through the police computer.

Fed The Fish (5)
Complete the mission "Uncle Vlad".

It'll Cost Ya (5)
Complete a taxi ride without skipping from one island to another.

Sightseer (5)
Fly on all helicopter tours of Liberty City.

Warm Coffee (5)
Successfully date a girl to be invited into her house.

That's How We Roll! (10)
Unlock the special ability of helicopter.

Half Million (55)
Reach a balance of $500,000.

Impossible Trinity (10)
Complete mission "Museum Piece".

Full Exploration (20)
Unlock all the islands.

You Got The Message (20)
Deliver all 30 cars ordered through text message.

Dare Devil (30)
Complete 100% of the unique stunt jumps.

Assassin's Greed (20)
Complete all 9 assassin missions.

Endangered Species (50)
Collect every hidden package in the game.

Under The Radar (40)
Fly underneath the main bridges in the game that cross water with a helicopter.

Dial B For Bomb (10)
Unlock the special ability of phoning for a bomb to be placed.

Gracefully Taken (10)
Complete mission "I'll Take Her".

Liberty City (5) (20)
After meeting all possible friends, the ones left alive all like you above 90%.

No More Strangers (5)
Meet all random characters.

That Special Someone (10)
Complete mission "That Special Someone".

You Won! (60)
Complete the final mission.

Liberty City Minute (30)
Complete the story missions in less than 30 hours.

Key To The City (100)
Achieve 100% in "Game progress" statistic.

Teamplayer (10)
Kill 5 players who are not in your team, in any ranked multiplayer team game.

Cut Your Teeth (5)
Earn a personal rank promotion in multiplayer.

Join The Midnight Club (10)
Win a ranked multiplayer race without damaging your vehicle too much and with damage enabled.

Fly The Co-op (15)
Beat our time in ranked versions of "Deal Breaker", "Hangman's NOOSE" and "Bomb da Base II".

Taking It For The Team (10)
Be on the winning team in all ranked multiplayer team games.

Top Of The Food Chain (10)
Kill 20 players with a pistol in a ranked multiplayer deathmatch.

Top The Midnight Club (20)
Come first in 20 different ranked standard multiplayer races.

Wanted (20)
Achieve the highest personal rank in multiplayer.

Auf Wiedersehen Petrovic (30)
Win all ranked multiplayer variations, all races and "Cops 'n Crooks", as both sides.

Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie (10)
Kill a Rockstar developer in a ranked multiplayer match.

GUESS.....

i dun care this blog liao....guess my password...n this blog is urs...
CLUE: * * * * * * * *

What Is SoHaI?? (13+)

My friend, you better be careful when you use this word because it is not a ‘friendly’ word, it is a rude word.
Sohai is made up of 2 Cantonis word, So and Hai.

So = Stupid
Hai = The organ of your mum where your father put something in and get you out from it. Like a Coke vending machine, you put RM1.50 and you get a can of coke out from it. So that organ, your father put some liquid in and get you out from it. If you don’t know what is it, ASK YOUR MUM, SOHAI! Ask your father if you don’t know what liquid he put in.

That’s why sohai is consider a rude word. But it is very common among the Cantonis speaker.

- Sohai! Do you know how to spell Hippopotamus?
- Look at that Sohai, he wear a red underweer.

Sometimes we can use the word on ourself.
- Today I am very Sohai, I locked my car key inside the car.
- April Ng, “I am so sohai! My website get hacked!” (wahahaha, sorry to burn you in but I find it funny that you actually has a blog category called sohai!)

Sometimes we can call our friend sohai
- Ui Sohai, where to eat supper?
- I put soufulow nickname in my address book as Sohai Fu.
(It makes friends closer to each other because only close friends will not get pissed-off with such word. Like in English, you can call your buddy, “Hey ass hole!” Try that on a stranger and see if you can still keep your balls)

There are 2 common variations of Sohai
1. Dai Sohai - Dai means big. So dai sohai means big idiot. Soufulow is a dai sohai because he typed self-employed as self-employer in his resume. [All those YouTube movies that you watch where the Americans doing some stuns but failed are all dai sohai, i.e. jump from building to building and fell, skate down the stairs handle and fell, burn their own pubic hair... All the fellas in American Funniest Home Videos that send in videos of someone fell is also dai sohai. All the people who laugh because someone fell is also dai sohai.]

2. Sei Sohai - Sei means die. So it is an extra curse word on top of sohai. You use it because of hatred. You can called a policeman that saman you a sei sohai. If somebody knocks your car from the back you can call him sei sohai. If a politician say your mum bocor every month, you can call him sei sohai.

So you have learned a new word today, use more in your blog! If your visitors ask you what is Sohai, you can answer them, “Wah! Sohai you also don’t know ar! You are really a dai sohai!”

Wahahahaha.

How to Pronounce ‘Sohai’?
A commenter below make a good example on how to pronounce it.
Soyabean’s So
Haiya’s Hai

No Frenz No LIFE!!!!!!

Dawei, Wei Guan, Chiupc, ME

机会

机会，是个很难得的东西...而这难得的东西并非天跌下来的你的...机会是自己制造的，也是自己争取的。机会，错过了第一次，再也没第二次了...所以，错过了第一次，那么就要制造第二次，也得好好珍惜这第二次...机不可失，时不再来...

十句很有深度，很有意思的话...

第一句　　如果我们之间有1000步的距离　　　　你只要跨出第1步　　　　我就会朝你的方向走其余的999步

第二句　　　　通常愿意留下来跟你争吵的人　　　　才是真正爱你的人

第三句　　　　付出真心　才会得到真心　　　　却也可能伤得彻底　　　　保持距离　就能保护自己　　　　却也注定永远寂寞

第四句　　　　有时候　不是对方不在乎你　　　　而是你把对方看得太重

第五句　　　　朋友就是把你看透了　还能喜欢你的人

第六句　　　　就算是believe　中间也藏了一个lie　　

第七句　　　　真正的好朋友　　　　并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题而是在一起　就算不说话　　　　也不会感到尴尬

第八句　　　　没有一百分的另一半　　　　只有五十分的两个人

第九句　　　　为你的难过而快乐的　是敌人　　　　为你的快乐而快乐的　是朋友　　　　为你的难过而难过的　　　　就是那些　该放进心里的人

第十句　　　　冷漠　有时候并不是无情　　　　只是一种避免被伤害的工具

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To aLL JAY CHOU fAnz

本　名: 周杰倫
本　籍: 台灣
英文名: Jay Chou
生　日: 1979-01-18
出生地: 台北
身　高: 173cm
體　重: 60kg
血　型: O
星　座: 摩羯座
學 曆: 淡江中學音樂科
專 長: 寫歌、作詞、打球
專精樂器: 鋼琴、大提琴、吉他、爵士鼓
音樂類型: R&B
运動: 籃球
口頭禪: 屌不屌
最大優點: 詞曲創作力強、e世代的新音樂人
最大缺點: 害羞、心軟 最大心願:走遍世界每一個角落
最愛物品: 鴨舌帽、各類樂器

Eraser Fever!!!!

A normal eraser for u.... a warrior for 3a1 eraser freak!!!!!!

WHY 1+1=2??

The proof starts from the Peano Postulates, which define the natural numbers N. N is the smallest set satisfying these postulates:

P1. 1 is in N. P2. If x is in N, then its "successor" x' is in N. P3. There is no x such that x' = 1. P4. If x isn't 1, then there is a y in N such that y' = x. P5. If S is a subset of N, 1 is in S, and the implication (x in S => x' in S) holds, then S = N.

Then you have to define addition recursively: Def: Let a and b be in N. If b = 1, then define a + b = a' (using P1 and P2). If b isn't 1, then let c' = b, with c in N (using P4), and define a + b = (a + c)'.
Then you have to define 2: Def: 2 = 1'
2 is in N by P1, P2, and the definition of 2.

Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2
Proof: Use the first part of the definition of + with a = b = 1. Then 1 + 1 = 1' = 2 Q.E.D.
Note: There is an alternate formulation of the Peano Postulates which replaces 1 with 0 in P1, P3, P4, and P5. Then you have to change the definition of addition to this: Def: Let a and b be in N. If b = 0, then define a + b = a. If b isn't 0, then let c' = b, with c in N, and define a + b = (a + c)'.

You also have to define 1 = 0', and 2 = 1'. Then the proof of the Theorem above is a little different:
Proof: Use the second part of the definition of + first: 1 + 1 = (1 + 0)' Now use the first part of the definition of + on the sum in parentheses: 1 + 1 = (1)' = 1' = 2 Q.E.D.

Funny sign...

kung fu (stick)