What Is SoHaI?? (13+)

My friend, you better be careful when you use this word because it is not a ‘friendly’ word, it is a rude word.
Sohai is made up of 2 Cantonis word, So and Hai.

So = Stupid
Hai = The organ of your mum where your father put something in and get you out from it. Like a Coke vending machine, you put RM1.50 and you get a can of coke out from it. So that organ, your father put some liquid in and get you out from it. If you don’t know what is it, ASK YOUR MUM, SOHAI! Ask your father if you don’t know what liquid he put in.

That’s why sohai is consider a rude word. But it is very common among the Cantonis speaker.

- Sohai! Do you know how to spell Hippopotamus?
- Look at that Sohai, he wear a red underweer.

Sometimes we can use the word on ourself.
- Today I am very Sohai, I locked my car key inside the car.
- April Ng, “I am so sohai! My website get hacked!” (wahahaha, sorry to burn you in but I find it funny that you actually has a blog category called sohai!)

Sometimes we can call our friend sohai
- Ui Sohai, where to eat supper?
- I put soufulow nickname in my address book as Sohai Fu.
(It makes friends closer to each other because only close friends will not get pissed-off with such word. Like in English, you can call your buddy, “Hey ass hole!” Try that on a stranger and see if you can still keep your balls)

There are 2 common variations of Sohai
1. Dai Sohai - Dai means big. So dai sohai means big idiot. Soufulow is a dai sohai because he typed self-employed as self-employer in his resume. [All those YouTube movies that you watch where the Americans doing some stuns but failed are all dai sohai, i.e. jump from building to building and fell, skate down the stairs handle and fell, burn their own pubic hair... All the fellas in American Funniest Home Videos that send in videos of someone fell is also dai sohai. All the people who laugh because someone fell is also dai sohai.]

2. Sei Sohai - Sei means die. So it is an extra curse word on top of sohai. You use it because of hatred. You can called a policeman that saman you a sei sohai. If somebody knocks your car from the back you can call him sei sohai. If a politician say your mum bocor every month, you can call him sei sohai.

So you have learned a new word today, use more in your blog! If your visitors ask you what is Sohai, you can answer them, “Wah! Sohai you also don’t know ar! You are really a dai sohai!”

Wahahahaha.

How to Pronounce ‘Sohai’?
A commenter below make a good example on how to pronounce it.
Soyabean’s So
Haiya’s Hai

No Frenz No LIFE!!!!!!

Dawei, Wei Guan, Chiupc, ME

机会

机会，是个很难得的东西...而这难得的东西并非天跌下来的你的...机会是自己制造的，也是自己争取的。机会，错过了第一次，再也没第二次了...所以，错过了第一次，那么就要制造第二次，也得好好珍惜这第二次...机不可失，时不再来...

十句很有深度，很有意思的话...

第一句　　如果我们之间有1000步的距离　　　　你只要跨出第1步　　　　我就会朝你的方向走其余的999步

第二句　　　　通常愿意留下来跟你争吵的人　　　　才是真正爱你的人

第三句　　　　付出真心　才会得到真心　　　　却也可能伤得彻底　　　　保持距离　就能保护自己　　　　却也注定永远寂寞

第四句　　　　有时候　不是对方不在乎你　　　　而是你把对方看得太重

第五句　　　　朋友就是把你看透了　还能喜欢你的人

第六句　　　　就算是believe　中间也藏了一个lie　　

第七句　　　　真正的好朋友　　　　并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题而是在一起　就算不说话　　　　也不会感到尴尬

第八句　　　　没有一百分的另一半　　　　只有五十分的两个人

第九句　　　　为你的难过而快乐的　是敌人　　　　为你的快乐而快乐的　是朋友　　　　为你的难过而难过的　　　　就是那些　该放进心里的人

第十句　　　　冷漠　有时候并不是无情　　　　只是一种避免被伤害的工具

wHat !s LoVe??

plz give an answer...thank you!!!

To aLL JAY CHOU fAnz

本　名: 周杰倫
本　籍: 台灣
英文名: Jay Chou
生　日: 1979-01-18
出生地: 台北
身　高: 173cm
體　重: 60kg
血　型: O
星　座: 摩羯座
學 曆: 淡江中學音樂科
專 長: 寫歌、作詞、打球
專精樂器: 鋼琴、大提琴、吉他、爵士鼓
音樂類型: R&B
运動: 籃球
口頭禪: 屌不屌
最大優點: 詞曲創作力強、e世代的新音樂人
最大缺點: 害羞、心軟 最大心願:走遍世界每一個角落
最愛物品: 鴨舌帽、各類樂器

Eraser Fever!!!!

A normal eraser for u.... a warrior for 3a1 eraser freak!!!!!!

WHY 1+1=2??

The proof starts from the Peano Postulates, which define the natural numbers N. N is the smallest set satisfying these postulates:

P1. 1 is in N. P2. If x is in N, then its "successor" x' is in N. P3. There is no x such that x' = 1. P4. If x isn't 1, then there is a y in N such that y' = x. P5. If S is a subset of N, 1 is in S, and the implication (x in S => x' in S) holds, then S = N.

Then you have to define addition recursively: Def: Let a and b be in N. If b = 1, then define a + b = a' (using P1 and P2). If b isn't 1, then let c' = b, with c in N (using P4), and define a + b = (a + c)'.
Then you have to define 2: Def: 2 = 1'
2 is in N by P1, P2, and the definition of 2.

Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2
Proof: Use the first part of the definition of + with a = b = 1. Then 1 + 1 = 1' = 2 Q.E.D.
Note: There is an alternate formulation of the Peano Postulates which replaces 1 with 0 in P1, P3, P4, and P5. Then you have to change the definition of addition to this: Def: Let a and b be in N. If b = 0, then define a + b = a. If b isn't 0, then let c' = b, with c in N, and define a + b = (a + c)'.

You also have to define 1 = 0', and 2 = 1'. Then the proof of the Theorem above is a little different:
Proof: Use the second part of the definition of + first: 1 + 1 = (1 + 0)' Now use the first part of the definition of + on the sum in parentheses: 1 + 1 = (1)' = 1' = 2 Q.E.D.